Introducing the shirt that says “I raid dungeons and dumpsters” with equal enthusiasm.
Featuring a wizard raccoon who’s clearly multiclassed in both sorcery and mischief, this tee is for the adventurer who prefers shiny things and leftover tacos. Whether you’re crit-hitting at the table or crit-napping on the couch, this shirt’s got your back (literally).
Soft? Like a mimic pretending to be a cashmere blanket. Stretchy? Enough to accommodate post-snack bloating and spontaneous spellcasting. Stylish? If chaotic neutral were a fashion aesthetic, this would be it.
🧙♂️ Details for the fellow loot nerds:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors summon a dash of polyester)
Light and breathable (4.2 oz./yd²), perfect for late-night quests or early-morning regret
Pre-shrunk, so it won’t polymorph after one wash
Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability during dice-fueled brawls
Responsibly sourced from realms like Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.
Get it now and roll charisma in style. Just don’t blame us if raccoons start following you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$21.50 – $30.50
