Live Fast, Roll Trash T-Shirt

For Adventurers Who Take Chances (and Sometimes Roll Ones)

Whether you’re slaying dragons or just slaying at the table, this tee is perfect for the bold, the brave, and the occasionally unlucky. Featuring a battle-ready raccoon living fast and rolling trash (literally), this shirt is soft, lightweight, and has just the right amount of stretch to keep you comfy while you mourn another critical failure.

Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as durable as your rogue and as comfortable as your wizard’s spellbook after a long rest. Plus, it’s pre-shrunk, so no surprises—unlike that mimic you tried to loot last session.

Specs (because even barbarians like the details):

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester for extra stretch when you need it most)
• Light as a feather at 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction for maximum durability (great for when your DM throws something unexpected your way)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (because style matters, even in the dungeon)

Made for those who live fast, roll trash, and do it all with a laugh. Ready to roll? Grab one and show your party who’s boss (or at least who’s funniest).

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!